Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Die!!

When is Diane Ream going to just die? I am so sick of her voice. I listen to NPR on the way to work every morning. She comes on at 9:00 which is toward the end of my commute. Therefore, I am already pissed off at the traffic in phoenix and I do not need to hear this old lady who sounds like she is about to kick the bucket any second. I think she should of retired about 10 years ago. I wonder how much longer they are going to keep her on the air. I can just see it 20 years from now......"Live from the Springfield assisted living center in Springfield Florida, Diane Ream"...."You are listening to the Diane Ream show I am your host Diane Ream, President Bush IV has put in a new bill to raise gas prices to $55.00 a gallon. We are going to talk about that today"

I hate Diane Ream, she takes about 5 mins to say 2 mins worth of words. I guess as long as she can talk they will have her on the radio. I think she will die on the air, that is my prediction. "How do you feel about that Jerry?....Good....Diane?.....Are you awake?" I can't wait for that day.

Tyse

Monday, October 10, 2005

Short cars and motorcycles

I have a small request for everyone out there that owns a motorcycle or a freakishly small Mr. Bean car. DON'T PULL ALL THE WAY UP WHEN YOU PARK YOUR CAR!!!! In a city with 6 million people you tend to spend a lot of time driving around parking lots looking for a space. It really pisses me off when I see the empty spot and slam on the gas to grab it before someone else takes it, after almost throwing myself and my wife through the windshield to avoid slamming into a "not so smart car". Why do people drive these cars that look like a clown should be behind the wheel. I understand you get 45 MPG but who really cares if you have to look like a damn idiot doing it? Just do us all a favor and just park so the back of your car lines up to the rest of the normal cars.
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