Fast cars really impress me!!

I own an Acura TL, it has a V6 however, it's not a fast car. I am fine with that I don't want a fast car. I must be the only one that knows this isn't a fast car becasue everytime I pull up next to a Honda Civic with a 5 foot fin the driver thinks he needs to race me. Having a V6 and therefore not getting the best MPG. I refuse to race these people it would cost me like 4 bucks in gas everytime. This is why I drive as slow as I can, to save money on gas.

I now have a new approach in these situations. I place my car in the park position and rev up the engine when I am next to one of these rice rockets. Then the other driver replicates and then the light turns green. The rice rocket burns out of there and leaves me in the pleasant smell of exhaust giving me great satisfaction knowing I cost him $2.00 in gas!! I then shift from park and go about my mery way.

Tyse

St. Elmo's Fire

I watched this movie the other day, St. Elmo's Fire, I've wanted to see it for a very long time. People have told me my entire life how great of a show it is and how it's got so many stars. So I watch it and here is my conclusion:
IT FUCKING SUCKS!!!
This is by far the worst movie ever made.
It's no wonder half the cast never worked again.
The acting if total shit.
The plot was......oh wait there wasn't a plot.
If anyone liked this movie I highly suggest watching it again now that you are not 12 and can actually tell a decent film from a pile of ass.
If my kid needs to be punished I am going to make him watch this movie 3 times back to back.
Instead of everyone getting all upset about the people in Guantanamo Bay they should just make these people watch St. Elmo's Fire and by the end of the movie the Bush admin. will have everything they need to know, and stupid human rights protesters will have nothing to complain about.

Tyse

80's Girl

I've worked in an IT department for 3 years now. When I first started working here I was totally shocked by 80's girl. I call her 80's girl because she dresses total 80's. It's like a flash back everyday that I see her. Before I move to AZ I am going to get a picture of 80's girl so everyone will know what I am talking about. Here is a quick description of the typical dress of 80's girl:
Short permed brown hair usually in a banana clip
Acid washed jeans about 4 out of 5 days a week.
Sturrip pants are no stranger to 80's girl
Sleveless denim vests
Denim overalls
Flat shoes
Black and white poka-dot silk shirts

I'll update with more outfits as I see them.

Tyse