Drama is a girl thing!!
I am very excited for this weekend, I am going on a golf trip to Utah with 20 people. This will be our 5th consecutive year. I know organizing a golf trip with 20 people sounds like quite a task and most people would never even think about trying to set something like this up. There is a lot to plan and take care of: Tee times, collecting the money, condo reservations, restaurant reservations, non-golf activities, sleeping arrangements, golf pairings, communicating updates, and transportation.
I have been doing this for 5 years now, and everything has come together perfectly. We don't have any fights about money or where we are going to eat. Everything just clicks and we have a great time. I know you must be thinking, "how can 20 people spend a weekend together and not have any drama?". Let me give you the answer, NO WOMEN!!
When you're on a trip with 20 guys you will never hear this conversation:
George : Hey Ralph, I paid for your range balls so you owe me five dollars.
Ralph : Well I gave you ten dollars for gas money so can't you just take it out of that?
George : Well if you're driving back with me then I am going to need that gas money.
Ralph : I am going to ride back with Jeremy in his Civic which gets really good gas mileage so he won't over charge me for gas like some people.
George : I don't think he will have room for you and your fat ass in his Civic.
Ralph : I can't believe you just said that to me, we are no longer friends.
George : That is fine, just give me my five dollars!
Ralph : I will once we get back to the condo, I don't have any cash right now.
George : FINE!
Ralph : FINE!
George (whisper, walking away) : bitch
Ralph : (whisper, walking away) : slut
This is how the conversation would actually go:
George : Ralph, I got your range balls so don't worry about them.
Ralph : Cool thanks man, how much do I owe you?
George : Five bucks.
Ralph : Is it cool if I pay you once we get back to the condo?
George : Sure man
Ralph : Thanks
Tyse
I have been doing this for 5 years now, and everything has come together perfectly. We don't have any fights about money or where we are going to eat. Everything just clicks and we have a great time. I know you must be thinking, "how can 20 people spend a weekend together and not have any drama?". Let me give you the answer, NO WOMEN!!
When you're on a trip with 20 guys you will never hear this conversation:
George : Hey Ralph, I paid for your range balls so you owe me five dollars.
Ralph : Well I gave you ten dollars for gas money so can't you just take it out of that?
George : Well if you're driving back with me then I am going to need that gas money.
Ralph : I am going to ride back with Jeremy in his Civic which gets really good gas mileage so he won't over charge me for gas like some people.
George : I don't think he will have room for you and your fat ass in his Civic.
Ralph : I can't believe you just said that to me, we are no longer friends.
George : That is fine, just give me my five dollars!
Ralph : I will once we get back to the condo, I don't have any cash right now.
George : FINE!
Ralph : FINE!
George (whisper, walking away) : bitch
Ralph : (whisper, walking away) : slut
This is how the conversation would actually go:
George : Ralph, I got your range balls so don't worry about them.
Ralph : Cool thanks man, how much do I owe you?
George : Five bucks.
Ralph : Is it cool if I pay you once we get back to the condo?
George : Sure man
Ralph : Thanks
Tyse
posted by tyse at
2:20 PM
3 Comments:
Seriously, I think I have had this conversation with my girlfriends.. but usually we end up yelling and then crying.
Funny funny!
GREAT conversation! Can't wait to share it with my husband who left for the Vineyard this morning for 4 days of golfing with the guys!
through meg's blog. It's kinda true. And I'm a chick. I try to remember this when dealing with my students - few words= more peace and more power.
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