Signs you're Married to a Scrapbooker Part 2
1. You realize the only way to communicate with your spouse while she is "peaing" is to IM or send an email. (even if you have to do it on another computer 15 feet away!)
2. The scrapbook studio has now expanded and taken over every spot of free/flat space in your house.
3. There is more random small objects in your vacuum than a .99 cent store.
4. You no longer get excited when FedEx leaves a package because 99% of the time it's not for you.
5. You have accepted the fact that your camera/computer are never going to be good enough.
6. You can't remember what a single piece of white 8.5" X 11" paper looks like.
7. There are more magazines on your coffee table than a dentist's office.
8. You keep asking yourself how a sack full of products can weigh less than 1/2 an ounce and cost over $40.00.
9. The camera flash no longer bothers you.
10. You stop saying to yourself, "what does this go to?" when finding micro objects around the house and just chalk it up to something that fell off a page.
11. When you ask your spouse if she has some glue instead of a yes or no answer she gives you 20 different options for adhesive.
12. You stop all complaints about getting your picture taken and just deal with it.
13. The computer keeps running out of memory/space no matter what you do.
14. When a scrapbook store closes down your wife starts to cry and then gets online for 3 hours to vent her feelings on the message boards.
15. All vacations contain a major detour in order to check out some scrapbook store that is never as good as their LSS. (I hate that I know what LSS means)
16. There is a massive black book on your table that reminds you everyday just how lucky you are to be married to such an amazing scrapbooker!
Tyse
2. The scrapbook studio has now expanded and taken over every spot of free/flat space in your house.
3. There is more random small objects in your vacuum than a .99 cent store.
4. You no longer get excited when FedEx leaves a package because 99% of the time it's not for you.
5. You have accepted the fact that your camera/computer are never going to be good enough.
6. You can't remember what a single piece of white 8.5" X 11" paper looks like.
7. There are more magazines on your coffee table than a dentist's office.
8. You keep asking yourself how a sack full of products can weigh less than 1/2 an ounce and cost over $40.00.
9. The camera flash no longer bothers you.
10. You stop saying to yourself, "what does this go to?" when finding micro objects around the house and just chalk it up to something that fell off a page.
11. When you ask your spouse if she has some glue instead of a yes or no answer she gives you 20 different options for adhesive.
12. You stop all complaints about getting your picture taken and just deal with it.
13. The computer keeps running out of memory/space no matter what you do.
14. When a scrapbook store closes down your wife starts to cry and then gets online for 3 hours to vent her feelings on the message boards.
15. All vacations contain a major detour in order to check out some scrapbook store that is never as good as their LSS. (I hate that I know what LSS means)
16. There is a massive black book on your table that reminds you everyday just how lucky you are to be married to such an amazing scrapbooker!
Tyse
posted by tyse at
9:57 PM
5 Comments:
Ammendments to:
12:When your picture is being taken you either throw up your middle finger or make a face you know you wife (or scrapping partner will not be able to work with)
2: Including the areas where your "boys" hang out in...meaning you must admit to allowing your wife to turn your home into a "studio"
You are a genius tyson.
plain and simple.
all so true. LOL my dh asked me for white glue a couple days ago and I pulled out my basket of adhesives and started offering options. He said "no, honey I just want simple white glue, that's all" rofl
Another one: You have relegated all use of the office supplies to her control, and realize you don't, and never will, have your own stapler.
This is tooooo hilarious.
This is so funny!!! Your wife should scrap about this.
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