Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Signs you are married to a scrapbooker.

1. The camera is the most expensive piece of electronic equipment in your house.

2. You know Heidi Swapp isn't a porn star.

3. In one month you spend more money on stamps than water.

4. When you ask your wife what she is doing and she says, "peaing" you know she isn't
in the bathroom

5. The camera is now your purse and you don't leave home without it.

6. You are aware that Making Memories isn't a verb.

7. Somehow, beyond you control, .25 cents for one piece of paper is a good deal.

8. you know a BOS isn't somebody you work for.

9. "Effer" is now part of your everyday vocabulary and somehow calling someone an effer is no longer offensive.

10. Scrap booking has taken over an entire room in your house.

11. When your wife says she was in the pub the other day, you know she didn't have any beer or fish `n chips.

12. When you wife says she is going to a crop you know she isn't talking about farming.

13. Your wife says she wants to go to CKU and you don't say, "Honey, you just graduated, why do you want to go back so soon?"

14. There is a direct corelation between the amount of time your wife is in the scrapbook store and the damage done to your checking account.

15. Your wife has a fishing tackle box but has never been fishing.

More to come when I think of them.

Tyse

14 Comments:

Blogger Missy said...

Brilliant Tyse...
I must have Jon come and read this.
I can picture him just nodding his head through the whole thing. :)

5:00 AM  
Blogger island jen said...

LM"effin"AO!! Tyse this is brilliant...you must share with other scrapbook hubbies!! Brilliant dude! Just brilliant!

5:54 AM  
Blogger Jude said...

I am sooooooooo sending this to sean...he is going to laugh his effing ass off.

This is BEYOND brilliant...

6:48 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Hilarious, but soooo true.

7:06 AM  
Blogger jessica said...

Sending my husband a link to this:)

7:15 AM  
Blogger kristina contes said...

Oh boy...this is so great. But also sad. We are complete dorks. We really are.

8:16 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

OMG!!! What a flippin riot. I must have Brad read this, he is in the same boat. LOL!!

8:26 AM  
Blogger tyse said...

Could you please not use the term "Eff" in my comments. And don't use "pimp" either. Thank you

Tyse

11:31 AM  
Blogger Amber said...

OMG. this is so effing funny. RG was just making fun of us and all our little slang terms for things. He is like...what the hell is a BOS? LOL Great post dude.

2:04 PM  
Blogger missy s said...

this is so funny! my dh has had years of this and he still has no clue..but you do..awesome!

2:07 PM  
Blogger tg said...

This is too funny...and true.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Just this Girl said...

awesome! this rocks ass! i am trying to see someone new and i just flat out informed him of my obsession and he just didn't understand my enthusiasm about a 3 for $1 sale on Basic Grey paper at the scrapbook store. he says, "This is just paper?" just paper?!!! so true your little list! and very funny. i had to send it to my friend who's bf thinks we're "Gross" with this whole obsession!

8:48 PM  
Blogger Karen S. Imes said...

That is so freaking funny I cannot even stand it...I followed a thread from 2 peas to your wifes' blog...to here just to read this and I cannot beleive the honesty, creativity and humor you have displayed in this list...it is so cool...I wish my better half payed attention 1/2 as much as you!! Great job...great wife too...love her blog and her creativity!

8:14 PM  
Blogger amberdusk said...

My husband loved it. I had him read it over my shoulder. Very creative

6:22 PM  

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