Signs you are married to a scrapbooker.

1. The camera is the most expensive piece of electronic equipment in your house.

2. You know Heidi Swapp isn't a porn star.

3. In one month you spend more money on stamps than water.

4. When you ask your wife what she is doing and she says, "peaing" you know she isn't
in the bathroom

5. The camera is now your purse and you don't leave home without it.

6. You are aware that Making Memories isn't a verb.

7. Somehow, beyond you control, .25 cents for one piece of paper is a good deal.

8. you know a BOS isn't somebody you work for.

9. "Effer" is now part of your everyday vocabulary and somehow calling someone an effer is no longer offensive.

10. Scrap booking has taken over an entire room in your house.

11. When your wife says she was in the pub the other day, you know she didn't have any beer or fish `n chips.

12. When you wife says she is going to a crop you know she isn't talking about farming.

13. Your wife says she wants to go to CKU and you don't say, "Honey, you just graduated, why do you want to go back so soon?"

14. There is a direct corelation between the amount of time your wife is in the scrapbook store and the damage done to your checking account.

15. Your wife has a fishing tackle box but has never been fishing.

More to come when I think of them.

Tyse